A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
A truck driver was going the wrong way down a one-way street. A police officer saw him, but didn’t stop him. Why not?
How many apples grow on a tree?
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
Railroad crossing without any cars. How do you spell that without any R’s?
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
What building has the most stories?
When is homework not homework?
Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?
Is an old one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?
What has a single eye but cannot see?
What is in the middle of the sky?
What has four eyes but cannot see?
Which is the correct way to say this: “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
In Europe, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why is this?
Johnny was born on December 31st, but his birthday is always during the summer. How is this possible?
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
How much dirt is in a hole that measures four feet long, by four foot wide, by three feet deep?