Isn’t it always the butler?

A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff.

The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post.

The police immediately arrested the guilty person. Who was the murderer?

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Isn’t it always the butler? 5.00/5 (100.00%) 1 vote

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The crime scene…

A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk.

When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: “I can’t go on. I have nothing to live for.” Then there was the sound of a gunshot.

How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn’t a suicide?

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Night vision?

A man was driving a black car. His lights were off. There was no moon out. A black cat was in the middle of the road. How did he know to stop?

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Night vision? 4.50/5 (90.00%) 2 votes

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He has magical powers…

A boy at a carnival went to a booth ran by a man who said “If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.” The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agreed, thinking no matter what the carny writes he’ll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50.

How did the man win the bet?

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Salvage man.

A hobo picks up cigarette butts from the ground and can make a cigarette with four butts. If he finds sixteen cigarette butts, how many cigarettes can he make?

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Or is it half empty?

You have a glass of water that looks about half full. How can you tell, only using the glass of water itself, if the glass is half full or not?

The glass is a right cylinder.

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Line it up…

A criminal is brought into a prison for major crimes. The warden informs him that he will be shot in the middle of the prison by 20 of his men. The prisoner is fine with that but he asks for some conditions “All of your men must stand 20 feet away from me and I must be able to select where each of them stands. If I survive, I get to leave.”

The warden thinks about it and knows that all of his men will still have an open shot at the criminal, so he agrees.

The next day immediately after the firing squad is positioned the criminal walks out untouched. How did he do it?

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Flying fast…

There are two planes. One is going from New York to London at a speed of 600 MPH. The other is traveling from London to New York at a speed of 500 MPH.

When the planes meet which one will be closer to London?

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Busted.

A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.

How did they know he did it?

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How many?

An empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 25 get off.

How many people are on the bus at this point?

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The game…

Four jolly men sat down to play, they played all night until the break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun, with a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts, they all made quite fair amounts.
Not one lost and all gained.

Now that you’ve heard, can you explain?

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The son…

A father and son were riding their bikes and crashed. They were taken to the hospital. The doctor who cared for the son told him, “I will save you my son.” How is this possible?

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The son… 4.00/5 (80.00%) 1 vote

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