I am a cold man without a soul. If there is ever any warmth in me, it slowly will kill me. What am I?
What is the best way to keep your hat from falling off your head?
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
What jumps higher than a building?
What is the most common use of cowhides?
It takes ten men ten hours to build a certain wall. How long does it take five men to build the same wall?
Why are manholes round instead of square?
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
What is the best way to keep your dog from digging up your front yard and barking at people in front of your house?
There are two cars. The suburban is going 50 mph, and the mini van is going 30 mph. The minivan passes the suburban and both cars are still going the same speed that they started at. How?
A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
The poor man replies, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady’s name of your choosing.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The poor man goes home rich.
What song does he sing?
You’re going to a friends house and want to give them some brownies. On the way to their house you cross five bridges. At each bridge you must pay a toll of half of your brownies to the owner. But they are all very nice and give you back a brownie from what you give them.
How many brownies must you start with to give your friend two brownies?
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
What kind of automobile has a name that is spelled the same forward and backward?
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
What tastes much better than it smells?
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins.
Why is this?
It’s a stormy night and a plane takes off from JFK airport in New York. The storm worsens, and the plane crashes. Half of the plane lands in the United States, the other half lands in Canada. In which country do you bury the survivors?
It is a criminal offence for a man living in Pakistan to be buried in India. Why?